I'm puttin ya ass on blast....

If there is one thing I cannot stand it's a fair-weather friend...y'all know the type, they are your road dog for life...UNTILLLLLLL they meet a dude...then they act like they don't fuckin know ya....

Such is the story of Nic...I was cool with just keepin it between her, me and K, but now that I'm hearing like she's trying to play the shit off, I'm about to put her ass on blast!Back in February, K and I and I went on a trip to Phoenix, Az. where Nic lives. She used to live in Oregon, but decided to move to the PHX last May. We were cool as shit before she left, and even when she got there, we talked on the regular and she kept asking me to come visit her down there. So, K and I went, and stayed at Nic's house. About a month before I came down, she started dating this dude, that she had met when she first moved down there. They didn't hook up initially because he had a girlfriend, so they just serviced each other in "other" ways...Apparently the girlfriend moved to Utah, so as soon as she left, they started dating.

Once they started dating, it was ALLLLL about him...and nobody else. So, a few days before K and I flew down I had a candid conversation with her and asked her were there going to be any issues with us kickin it because of their relationship..Her response "Oh no, I talked to him and it's cool. I told him you guys were coming down and I'd just see him when I saw him." In hind-sight...pure bullshit. In addition, she had to work that Friday that we flew in, I told her I'd just rent a car. She said I'd only need to rent a car for one day, because the rest of the weekend she'd be with us, and would drive us around. Again in hind-sight, more pure bullshittttt! When we talked before I came down, we had plans to shop, eat, go get pedicures, our nails done, just have a fun-ass girls weekend. Ummmm, NONE of that shit happened~with her ass anyway. All I can say is thank God for K~she's one of my closest friends and I love her to death! If it hadn't been for her, the trip would have royally sucked ass-crack. Now and her I~had a blast. As far as Nic? Fuck her!

So we flew down on Friday and rented a car and I called her for directions to her house. We walked in and damn near gagged from the smell...pure animal urine s. She has two dogs that have clearly pee'd SEVERAL (hundred) times in the house, so the heat mixed with piss....disgusting. K was practically about ready to vomit she was so grossed out. On top of that, I've never seen such an unclean house in my entire life. There is no way in hell I'd have guests in my house with it looking and smelling like that. The bathroom was the worst, and anyone who knows me well, knows the number one thing I cannot stand is a nasty ass bathroom. It was to the point that K and I went to Albertson's down the street for alcohol for the weekend, and she also and bought cleaner K clean the bathroom just so we could put our shit down! (God Love K!!!) So by the time we got settled it was time to meet Nic at this bar called Drinks down the street from the AZ office of the company we both work for. So we are drinking and chillin for about an hour and her cell phone starts ringing. And Ringing. And Ringing. And Ringing. It's ole' boy calling. Already. Hmmm, thought everything was cool??? So, after we sit there for a few hours we head home to get changed and hit the club. Now anyone who knows Nic, knows she's Miss Party and drinking cenrtal....Not tonight. Her man doesn't want her drinking. So we get dressed and go to Jilly's ...not too far from her house. K and I proceed to get completely drunk and have a blast. Nic sits at a bar and has one beer and smokes about a pack of cigs. As soon as the club closed, she drove us back to her house. She didn't even come into the house, she just jumped into her car and left. To head over to his house. At 2 am. Can you see where this is going?? K and I hit Jack in the Box down the street and then went back to her house and passed out. Woke up the next morning around 11:00. She still wasn't back, and we hadn't heard from her. So I call the car rental company and tell them I need the rental another day cuz there was no way in hell I flew all the way to Phx to sit in her house all day. I called her....no answer. So we left and hit the malls....SHOPPING! Yeah!!! I finally get a call from her ass at 4:00...P.M.!!! She's still at his house...I'm sorry but are you seeing the rudeness develop here?????? By the time we got back to her house at around 6:00 she was there sitting on her couch watching TV. She actually had the nerve to say "let's just stay here and get drunk"..Ummm are you high???? She keeps commenting on how she doesn't FEEL like going out. So finally tell her I don't FEEL like sitting in her house…why would I come all the way there for that?? Soooo, we finally head to a club in Scottsdale at about midnight called Sugar Daddy's. I believe she had 2 drinks there, and still had the attitude like she didn't want to be there. I was taking pictures in the club of her and K and I and she says "I'm not in the mood for pictures" Ummm why... cuz my name is not B and I don't have dick??? By this time, I'm getting a major attitude. Again, K and I got our drink onnnn and had a blast…..When the club closed, she dropped us at her house again. and left again….over to his house. At 3 AM. Apparently he's got a 'tude because he expected her to be at his house by 1:00 AM. Again, I thought it was cool???? Thought you had this shit all worked out?? Like I said, pure bullshit….

She came back around 10:00 on Sunday to change clothes and head out..B and her were having breakfast. Apparently B was in the living room and wanted to come into her bedroom, but who wants to meet someone half dressed and hung-over??? And at that point, I'm irriated as all hell, so I really ain't feelin like meetin and greetin no damn body!!! So she left and I didn't hear from her until around 3 PM on Sunday, as K and I were lost and halfway to Tucson trying to find this mall. I also called the car rental company again and told him I needed another day on the rental cuz at this point, I've figured out that K and I are on our own! We got back to her house around 7:00 and she was just getting her shit to go back to his house. "B is cooking me a Steak dinner" she says. As she's heading out, she actually again had the nerve to ask, "so what time do you want me to come get you and take you to the airport?" I looked at her ass and said "you know what, don't even bother, we've found our way around this whole weekend without you, so we'll drive ourselves to the airport." So K and I went and got a bunch of junk food and came to her house to pack our shit. By this time Nic's roomate Mo was there,we spent more time with her than Nic....we spent the rest of the evening sitting on the couch, talking and watching the Oscar's. We got up the next morning, and drove to the airport to fly home. This bitch didn’t even have the decency to call and say Goodbye, Thanks for coming, kiss my ass, nothing. How rude as shit. I haven't spoken to her since. She still speaks to people here in the office and apparently told a co-worker, she knows was a major downer when we were there..ya think???? When I got back everyone was asking about the trip and I just kept it quiet, only a few people know what really went on because I didn't feel the need to put all the business out there.

However, the icing on the cake came last week, when she flew here with her man to meet her family and went to another co-workers house to check it out (she just had it built) and have breakfast. When asked if she had spoken to me, she brushed the shit off by saying "No not really, I know she's been really busy" and "I was in a really weird place when she and her friend came out".......Umm how about you ain't talked to me AT ALL??? How about you know good-and-damn-hell-well, why I haven't spoken to you??? How about you owe me and my friend an apology for the way you treated us when we were there??? How about being a woman about yo shit and admitting what really went on??? I wasted NO time telling my co-worker EXACTLY what went on. Even she was like "damn that was rude as hell of her".....so now, EVERYBODY knows and until she can come to me like a woman....I'm cool off her ass and now she's on blast!!!!